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Eeeeh, note that I get bored, right? Yes, that I feared. In any case, thinking, thinking, I have come my reasons for love and worship Shumajer Perla, la, oh, goddess of fandom slasher. And I wanted to share with you. I think everyone should have at least one to love her. If you go more proposals are accepted, of course.

Here mine.

10 reasons to love Pearl Shumajer

.1. Her undeniable talent for worse: have to have talent to create something good quality, but Pearl has taught me that you also have to have talent for bad. And I am convinced thatand to leave us the priceless document of the murder and death of Molly Weasley. Covert. Oblivious to the cheers that were heard to learn that the goddess had turned Shumajer. But her fans and even today are still celebrating their return. Perla A toast! UEA! (As would Julio Iglesias).

3. Improvement over time: it is an author BIG, but that does not mean you do not want to improve and polish his style. Proof of this is the fic cited in the previous section, where we saw improvement. Was substantially more bearable, but not lost that great consideration for their readers which makes it repetitive and mononeuronal solidarity with the reader who does not understand a story toZzzz ........ ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ....

.4. His endearing contradictions only a person could write slash Perlita and say he hates homosexuals. But it shows his great character, people! His commitment to society: she hates with all his soul, but she wants to, wants, needs, do something for them, committed to their cause. Conclusion: the infinite holiness of Mother Teresa of Calcutta is nothing compared with the social commitment that wastes Pearl to strive to create these letters of - ugh! - Homosexual theme.

.5. It's easy to be your friend :

If you're a girl, take the first scaleSo a little more fucked up, but do not despair. In the long list of requirements that our author puts it in his biography, we understand that the really important ones are:

a) you're not gay b) ergo, do not be a drug addict (we all know that gays are heavily involved in the electronic music scene and tut, tut, tut, that leads to uncontrolled use of narcotics) c) ergo, do not be delinquent

(the axiom is simple: gay + Narcotics = offender = ergo, the enemy of Pearl)

addition, if you're a guy (holy virgin dry road, make Pearl phallic away from the temptation of the devil!), never touching breast osesor vagina because why deny it? At first this is WRONG greeting: "Hi, Paco, I touch a breast and nipple twist you." "Hi, John, and, rather than shake your hand, almost better give him a brief review your pussy for intimidating as before." No, man, no! Not applicable. Times have changed, but manners are still on earth. It takes a little serious, and Pearl, among all women, has a reputation for decency and care, as no doubt virgin she is.

.6. Perla has criterion:

and good taste. So whatever he likes, mainly large-slash fics, endorses it, the semi plagiarism (only8. It has given new meaning to religious institutions:

in this world where old values are crumbling like a ruined building, Pearl has managed to give a new meaning to obsolete institutions such as marriage. I have seen the light in his ever-legendary phrase "Marry in marriage", which I could not help inspire me to write a fic that I wrote. So, you see, Pearl inspires, ignites your imagination, is an example and model that only the unwary dismissed by not understanding his art.

.9. Laughter: because it makes me laugh and because a long time since I laughed so very much as I did with the Code Shumajer Intruders dedicated to him in the entrance and CHTMLWiki XC (now only available in cache), which appears accompanied by some members of his family. There's Michael Schumacher, the famous racing driver who is only a distant cousin of the family branch Shumajer disdain and slightly modified its name because it sounded more respectable. Pearl and tear your world always get a smile. So from here, I ask the flammers learn to understand the great legacy he has left in the Harry Potter fandom. Pearl forever, yeah!

.10. And last, but most important: because if there was Pearl, would have to invent

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Decemberho. What are yours? And now, in tribute to my friends Pearl and slashers, I leave a video-slash super cute I think it greatly simplifies the life of a gay. At least I do not know anyone who has not had a similar evolution: